Ode to Avocados

October 11, 2016

As you probably know by now, I’m fucking obsessed with avocados - so much so that I wrote a love poem to them. If you missed the snapchat version, I’ve recorded it here so we can all bask in the warm green glow of avo luv for all eternity.

It really felt great getting that off my chest. I mean, this is v important stuff, people. But then I realized, I can’t stop at sharing my love to JUST the internet. I mean, we all know the internet is OG bae, but side chick IRL needs some avo luvin' too. Obviously, I needed an avocado dad hat, but not a basic one. Oh, no, no, no. I needed to capture the true sexual nature of avocados and share my passion with the masses. And then it hit me: we put avocado on toast, why not tits, amirite? 
So we created the Avo&Tits hat which showcases two of the best naturally occurring things on the planet. We only made a few because that's how we do it here at CruiseCult, so I suggest you get yours before my friends steal the rest of them from my house. 

 BUY THIS SHIT.

 

 



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